Cute little witches tripping over their long skirts? Tiny firemen and superheroes ringing your bell in search of candy? Not this Halloween, if the childrens costumes offered online are any indication. Weve rounded up this years costumes that are frightening for all the wrong reasons. The really scary thing? Someone out there is buying these.
This little girls costume is called I Like To Bite! The tattoo is included, but youll need to purchase the pack of smokes and the flask separately.
Attention costume manufacturers: Taking the adult Sexy Cat outfit and dyeing it pink still does not make it age-appropriate.
I have a friend who served our country in the Army for several years, including a tour of duty in Iraq. I dont think she was issued the sweet spiked belt and collar or the hot boots like Major Flirt here, so Im going to write my congressperson on her behalf.
This is the girls Gothic Ballerina costume. Gothic ballets apparently do not require toe shoes, but fishnet stockings are a key plot point.
This costumes one redeeming value: He can collect trash along the sidewalk while the other kids trick or treat.
Video game character or trippy psychedelic mushroom? Either way, whats with the shoes?
Its bad enough when your kid wets the bed. Lets just hope your Junior Mobster isnt sending any messages to his little sister by leaving severed teddy bear heads on her pillow.
This kid is soooo going to regret this picture when hes trying to run for office someday. Or, when hes trying to get a date.
Perfect for the littlest Jersey Shore wanna-bes! Who *isnt* looking forward to passing out candy to Lil The Situation and Tiny Snookie?